megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via jecklesfreckles)

" You knew I was fragile, but you fucking dropped me anyway. "

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde, via destielislikeamoose)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via jecklesfreckles)

" A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her. "
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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via orgasm)

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via cumfort)

" I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do. "

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via braydaaan)

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

(via im-a-mess-and-youre-worse)

" Never text him when you’re sad. "
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